Just a Ghoul: Monday Mag Madness

Flicked through October's issue of vogue in bed yesterday morning.

I usually read it back to front and skip out all the celebrity lifestyle stuff entirely, however Kristen made it to the cover so I thought her spread merited a skim read at least. Not surprised to learn that she was sleeping with co-star twilight princess Robert Pattinson, far more impressed with the sordid affair. Good on her; that ought to smack some reality back into the faces of those twi-hard tween-tards.

I do love society's 'It's all the woman's fault,' collective mentality. Perhaps Mr. family man 'Snow White and the Huntsman' director should focus less on sleazing and more on making a film free of continuity errors, Zing!

Truth be told, I have a newfound respect for Kristen, not only have I learned her taste is truly exceptional (anyone that thinks skeleton rings are nouveau riche need to acquaint themselves with a little someone called Mr McQueen), but I'm beginning to come to terms with the fact that she is making me want to stay a brunette and any celebrity that can influence my fashion/beauty decisions on a subconscious level definitely gets a few props. Loving the scarlet open mouthed pout - I'd say eat your heart out Lindsey Wixson, but you may get some stuck in-between those hideous piano keys of yours. *We're pre-coffee on a Monday here alright?*

Anywho I was inspired by the little trick or treat table at the back, so with Halloween fast approaching I thought I'd come up with a list of seasonal favourites. Enjoy:

(The blogger platform has no provision for entering tables and are we going to fanny about with CSS at 7am in the morning on a weekday? Are we bugger.)